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GMC Autoreply Generator

$data="Post Contents";
if (isset($_POST['data'])) {
$data=$_POST['data'];
$searches=array(
'matches' => array(
“/.*[\n|\r\n| ](y|hlp|plz|lol|omg|wtf|.* (been|was|will be|is) .*?ed) .*/i”,
“/.*(\r?\n){2,}.*[a-zA-Z0-9]{1,3}\n*.*/i”,
“/.* (wit|wurk|cen|wat) .*/i”,
“/.*doesn’?t work.*/i”,
“/\n*QUOTE\(.*\)\n{0,}/i”,
“/.*(what|how) ?(gml code|gml|code|action)? (do [Ii]|c[ae]n [Ii]|should [Ii])? (use|get .*) (to)?.*/i”,
“/.*(what|how) (gml code|gml|code|action)? (do [Ii]|c[ae]n [Ii]|should [Ii])? (use|get .*) (to)? .* (.*’?s|the|my|his|her|their|our) .* (code|dll|script|program|gmd|gm6|game).*/i”,
“/.*(wh)?y .* ?(doesn’?t|won’?t|does (that|this|it) not?) ?(that|this|it)? (work|run) ?(right)?.*/i”,
“/.*how .* ?(do|can) i? (get|make|do) .*/i”

),
‘replies’ => array(
‘Please use proper english. Avoid using contractions such as \’y\’, \’hlp\’, and other forms of AOL speak. Conjugate your verbs correctly.’,
‘You don\’t have to hit enter every other line. You can fit lots more info on one line.’,
‘This is an english speaking forum only.’,
‘Look buddy, doesn\’t work is a strong statement. Does it sit on the couch all day? Does it want more money? Is it on the GMC all the time? Please be specific!’,
‘Ok….can you be a bit more specific? Simply quoting something does not give any answer at all to what you want of us.’,
‘Read the manual. The manual is your friend.’,
‘Speaking of the manual, why not read the included manual that came with your script or dll? Almost all of them come with one’,
‘Do you get an error? What error do you get? What should it be doing? What isn\’t it doing?’,
‘You can\’t just “make” something work. It takes time, effort, and thinking. Our job is to push you across that final gap. Your job is to do the initial research and design.’
)
);
echo ‘Output
‘;<br /> for($i=0;$i<count($searches['matches']);$i++) {<br /> if (preg_match($searches['matches'][$i],$data)==1) {<br /> echo $searches['replies'][$i]."\r\n\r\n";<br /> }<br /> }<br /> echo '

“;
?>

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